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Joke of the Day

"(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane) 5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT"

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""

"The Camping Chemist Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations."

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."

"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."

"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"

"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"

"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"