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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black guy running down the street And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *""hey, that looks like mine!""* but then I realized mine wears Adidas."

"Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES ""Can you see continent names from space"" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud"

"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"

"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, ""Are you worried about mad cow disease?"" ""Not at all,"" says the other, ""I'm a helicopter."""

"""When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window""-Birds"

"I just want to thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me. It means a great deal."

"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"