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Joke of the Day

"My dad wore my mom's clothes and vice-versa. Really didn't want to see them like that. To me, they were trans-parent"

"The perfect woman is 3 feet 4 inches tall with a square head ... So you can rest a can of beer on her head while she blows you."

"American kids need to get better grades in school. Come on, guys. It's USA, not USB."

"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."

"Someone's only cute till they leave one of your texts on read."

"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"

"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."

"A friend of mine has a left foot fetish. It's just not right."

"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."

"Ok, don't let them know you're a puma Interviewer: We're very impressed! You've got the job! ""REALLY!?! I'M SO HAPPY I JUST PUMA PANTS"""