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Joke of the Day

"Cocktail bar.. Wife went to a cocktail bar, she asked the barman for a double entendre ..,so he gave her one."

"Are you a moment of Inertia? Because you're MR (squared)"

"What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."

"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"

"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"

"I might invent a new beer, call it ""Occasionally"". When people ask if I drink, I can say I drink Occasionally' this way they won't think i'm an alcoholic."

"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"