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Joke of the Day
"What do pussy and cigarettes have in common? There's more flavor the closer you get to the butt."
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"My mom always says ""Alcohol is your enemy!"" Jesus says, ""Thou shalt love thy enemy."""
"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."
"I used to be afraid of flying in planes But nowadays I insist on one."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."
"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"
"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."
"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."
"What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A ""coup d'isaster""."