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Joke of the Day
"Why was the comic book series depressed? Because it had too many issues."
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"How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado."
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
"Hey girl, are you a derivative function? Cuz I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."
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"*beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again *beep TSA: here try again ME: WTF? TSA: Sorry dude it was my watch. Here's your pants."
"What do you call a German who cringes a lot? Vince"
"7 has started saying ""your life just got better,"" whenever he enters the room; humility is not this kid's strong-suit."
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"