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Joke of the Day

"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"

"Bro: *on phone* Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE! Dude: You're so whipped. Bro: What? I just got her to rent Babe instead of The Notebook."

"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."

"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"

"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"

"Co-worker: Did you see that play in the Super Bowl? Worst decision ever. Me: Really? Aren't you married?"

"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."

"Why did the cynic fall asleep? Because he had a bed day."

"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."

"I've never met an air conditioned room I did not like."