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Joke of the Day
"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"
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"Conservatives say the problem is Christianity ain't taught in schools. The real problem is Christianity ain't taught in church."
"God doesn't close a door without opening a window. God's house must be drafty as fuck."
"Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one."
"I changed my buddies auto correct, so when he types ""Got it"" it actually types ""Go tit"""
"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."
"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"
"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."
"What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he's raping someone? ""Come with me if you want to live!"""
"Why is Reddit different from Facebook? [removed]"