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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
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"My wife wants to have the baby listen to classical music while in the womb. Would an ipod nano or shuffle be easier to get up there?"
"A young wife was dying... She called her husband and said, ""Gary, I have a confession: I've been unfaithful."" Gary answered, ""I know. That's why I poisoned you."""
"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."
"How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? so it could get to the other side"
"Went on a date once. He ordered for me, ""She'll have a small side salad."" I said, ""Yes, and a side of sirloin and a loaded baked potato."""
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"
"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"