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Joke of the Day
"Why do men like breasts so much? They prove men can concentrate on two things at once."
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"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"What do Japanses pirates do? Fry pranes."
"Jesus saves But Moses invests"
"I got a job on a farm.... It was circumcising donkeys, it wasn't too bad, 44 skins a day, with a chance to get ahead, and you could always count on big tips...."
"A man sees a blonde across the river. Man: How do I get to the other side? Blonde: You are on the other side."
"Why did the chicken say, ""In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit...""? Because the chicken crossed the road."
"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"
"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"