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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat you can see the entire couch behind her due to gravitational lensing."

"Why is the Math Book so sad? It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this."

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."

"Did you hear about the cannibal's fashion consultant She had excellent taste. BA DUM PSH"

"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."

"A black man walks into the university"

"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey. Which is why I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a playground."

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""

"I accidently pooped myself in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"The 3 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work.. if you have a 2 second dog"