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Joke of the Day

"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."

"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."

"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"

"I thought of this joke while at work today, tell me what you think! Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together? It is always an insecure line!"

"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like ""This is my girlfriend, Kayla,"" and I was like, ""This is my sandwich, Ham."""

"Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce"

"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"