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Joke of the Day
"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."
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"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"What is a bachelor's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods)."
"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."
"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" *sighs* ""Because I'm a sweater"" ""BECAUSE YOUR A SWE- hehe yeah that's weird but no. Tail light's out."""
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."
"Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a blowjob? Come on. Lets go to lunch. My treat."
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""