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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman."
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"My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!"
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine"
"Who tries to steal fool's gold'? A pyrite!"
"The founder of strepsils died this week There will be no coffin at the funeral"
"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
"*casually walks into a crowded Sushi Restaurant wearing a dolphin costume* *suddenly stops, looks horrified, & backs slowly out the door*"
"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."