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Joke of the Day
"Are we dangerous? ""Yes"" replied mother earth."
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"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""
"What do you call a will? a dead giveaway"
"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"
"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""
"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"
"When you give a wet-willy in a pool... It's just a willy."
"I like my women like my coffee... Imported, ground up, and in my freezer!!"
"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially."
"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."