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Joke of the Day
"Yo moma is so fat I can see everything behind her"
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"Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight? Sir Cumference."
"Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio."
"do mice turn into rats or do i just have both in my apartment?"
"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"
"Do you know whats really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."
"I recently had sex with a biologist at her laboratory. I don't like to brag, but she had multiple organisms."
"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"
"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."
"i was doing yard work today when i stopped to tell a pile of leaves how cold fusion works. needless to say they were blown away."