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Joke of the Day

"Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her."

"If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me"

"""R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to pee"" - Urethra Franklin"

"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"

"What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!"

"Boeing 787 The Boeing 787 Dreamliner has had so many leaks from the fuel and oils on board that they are re-naming it the Wet Dreamliner! C.H."

"Soldier had his dominant hand blown off Guess you could say it was an explosive breakup"

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"