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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."

"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"

"So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him."

"What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...with extra large cups."

"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."

"What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain."

"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."

"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."