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Joke of the Day
"If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you."
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"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."
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"PRIEST: In the beginning there was the word ME: capsicum P: no M: tumescent gerund caliphate P: stop trying to guess the word M: maelstrom"
"Pedophiles aren't all that bad at least they go slow in school zones!"
"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."
"Whats black and doesn't work ? Decaf Coffee ..... you fucking racist."
"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""