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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! h/t to Big Mike, Tha Gangsta of Luv."

"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"

"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"

"If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?"

"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"

"I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime."

"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."

"I've been taking these pills that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"

"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."