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Joke of the Day
"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"
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"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? OMG!!!!!!! BREATHE!! BREEEEEATHE!!!!!"
"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""
"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."
"Sometimes ""4 star hotel"" means 4 porn stars have stayed there. In the same room. At the same time. With a camera crew. And a goat."
"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."
"Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead."
"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"
"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"