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Joke of the Day
"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."
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"I just answered two Jeopardy questions in a row. This must be what Einstein must have felt like."
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
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"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."
"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
"I'm not sure what the first church on the moon will look like... But I'm sure the mass will be the same."
"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."
"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."