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Joke of the Day
"Remember, when someone claims to be a girl... He could be a Guy In Real Life."
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"no actually it's called an ""african-american"" eye, bud. and i got it cause someone beat the crap out of me for being too politically correct"
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"
"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."
"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"Whats black and always in the back of a cop car? A seatbelt."
"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid's vomit."
"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"