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Joke of the Day

"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."

"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."

"One of my friends maintains that tomorrow doesn't come until you've have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. He also maintains that it's September 7th, 1998."

"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"

"Did you hear about that new broom? It's sweeping the nation!"

"if i ever become a dad my thing is gonna be sayin ""spoiler alert"" to my kid& then pointing at cars w/ spoilers. thats gonna be my dadphrase"

"Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM? He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist."

"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."

"It's weird that you need money to stay alive."

"Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear."