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Joke of the Day
"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"
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"What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? ""Urine trouble, mate!"""
"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"
"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."
"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""
"My wife asked me where I would like to be buried....... Apparently, "" Balls deep in your sister "" wasn't the anewer she was expecting."
"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."
"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."
"What do acids hate Lyes"