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Joke of the Day
"The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, ""Please help us."""
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"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."
"Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country."
"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"
"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""
"Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine"