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Joke of the Day
"I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to work in pest control. He's gonna be an ex-terminator."
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"The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!"
"I wouldn't be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes."
"Should I ever go missing, please don't let the news use my 7th grade picture."
"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."
"So I saw Cuba Gooding Jr. at my local Walmart He was comparing Old Spice Sport to Old Spice Original Scent when I slapped those bottles out of his hand and told him, ""No soap, Radio."""
"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."
"Hillary Clinton... [DELETED]"
"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."
"Poor Chinese tourists have to buy souvenirs in other countries made by themselves in China."