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Joke of the Day

"So I saw Cuba Gooding Jr. at my local Walmart He was comparing Old Spice Sport to Old Spice Original Scent when I slapped those bottles out of his hand and told him, ""No soap, Radio."""

"Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write ""GREAT"" on the side of thier car with my keys!"

"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"You're so fat, you could sell shade."

"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut"

"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion? A crimefighter"

"I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)"