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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."
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"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"
"I bet Stephen King's kids aren't afraid of shit."
"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."
"2 interesting facts about me * 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway * 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway"
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."
"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"
"My girlfriend is like the square root of a negative 100... She's a perfect 10! But she's also imaginary."
"My boyfriend is so cute I decided to get another."