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Joke of the Day

"Well, Lester Holt definitely lost that debate."

"I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids."

"It is always the wrong time of month."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."

"I was gonna go as myself for Halloween this year... But after Trump's comment, I think I'm gonna get grabbed a lot"

"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"

"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."

"What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife? He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike."

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"15 reasons I really hate clickbait jokes. You won't believe what I say in number 7! It'll make your day!"