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Joke of the Day
"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
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"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Yo' mamma is so dumb.... ... She put a ruler on the side of her bed to see how long she slept."
"Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. ""Shelf E,"" replied the librarian. ""Aye that's the one,"" said Sean"
"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."
"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""
"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."
"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."
"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."
"What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel."