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Joke of the Day
"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
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"if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away"
"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."
"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."
"IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS."
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"
"A sadist and a masochist meet The masochist starts pleading, ""Hit me! Please hit me!"" The sadist looks at him, smiles, and calmly replies, ""No."""
"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."
"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."
"Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs? He was caught in the possession of small arms"