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Joke of the Day
"What did Eric Garner's wife say to him? Would it kill you to go sell a few cigarettes? too soon?"
Next Joke
"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."
"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."
"What was hitler's favorite topic in math? Aljewbra"
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."
"Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me It means a great deal"
"*moves heaven & earth for her* *moves more left *more left *little right *little more right *moves heaven & earth back to original spot*"
"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."