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Joke of the Day

"What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation."

"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."

"When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero. /mathburn!"

"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"

"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."

"When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just ""Morning,"" don't be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ ""Noon."" Seriously, what did ya expect?"

"settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids"

"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."

"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."