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Joke of the Day
"Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium"
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"What's a skydiver's favorite spice? Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."
"Batman prank calls Spider-Man... Batman asks, ""Is uncle Ben home?"" Spider-Man says, ""No! He is at the theater with your parents!"""
"- Are you excited sir? - Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins! - Sir, this flight is going to Finland - That's like Seaworld, right?"
"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"
"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."
"When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV. So do I."