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"What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan? A Ramen Manual."
"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."
"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."
"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"
"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."
"DEFINITION whats another definition of a goatee? a gay mans bullseye"
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"What do you call a line at a Vietnamese restaurant? A pho queue"