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Joke of the Day
"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"
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"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."
"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. My engineering is perfect."
"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"
"Her: Are you getting off early today? Me: THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME!"
"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"