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Joke of the Day

"Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew."

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars"

"Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina..."

"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."

"Studies show... Studies show that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"I saw a guy cut a curvy path through a corn field... It was a-ma(i)zing."

"Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog. He's locked up in Barkham Asylum."

"How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary."