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Joke of the Day

"I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell."

"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."

"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"

"iPhone, if you correct ""harass"" to ""caress"" one more time you'll be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders."

"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."

"Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line."

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"

"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"

"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."

"What did the child with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."