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Joke of the Day

"No I LITERALLY want to butter your hot cherry muffin. A euphe-what? Listen to Miss Community College over there."

"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."

"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"

"What did the astronaut get on his science project? He received a T minus."

"If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes... Is it a pillow fight?"

"How do we know Jesus was a man? We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming."

"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"Sometimes to take a break from frightening election news, I watch something far less horrifying like 'The Shining' or 'Silence of the Lambs'"

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."