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Joke of the Day

"Take it Like a Man ""Take it like a man"" is a phrase that means something completely different if one is hit in the crotch."

"Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account."

"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"

"Have you heard about the deaf guy? I don't think he did either."

"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I never pay attention ...or something like that... I wasn't really listening."

"how do you know if you have a high sperm count? your daughter has to chew before she swallows"

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."