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Joke of the Day
"I saw a prostitute running a marathon today she was full of spunk"
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"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."
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"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."
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"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."
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"What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog."
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