82886

Joke of the Day

"What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog."

Next Joke
 
"When I die, I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming at the oncoming truck like the rest of us in his car."
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"
"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."
"What do you call a badly cooked beef? A misteak."
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"
"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."
"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""
"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."
"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."