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Joke of the Day

"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."

"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."

"I'm curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they're taking it out of their cars too?"

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."

"If a woman is in the woods, with no male around Will she still complain?"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Andy Murray's been detained by anti-corruption officials at the Davis Cup... Apparently he's been operating a racket for years."