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"Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it"
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"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"
"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"
"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"
"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."
"Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure? Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands."
"Chuck Norris graduated Summa Cum Laude at Harvard after only 1 class."
"Anyone here know of Gaddafi? Probably not. He's pretty underground."
"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."