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Joke of the Day
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
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"Just had curried pelican for lunch... Not bad, but the bill was enormous."
"Kim Kardashian makes me long for the days when girls like her were hired to show prizes on game shows and we never had to hear them speak."
"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."
"Doctor told me I will die soon. Bastard found out I was banging his wife."
"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."
"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"
"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."
"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."
"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."