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"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
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"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."
"I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded."
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."
"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."
"What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving? For me it's three weeks."
"*buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE"
"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"