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"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
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"I've been procrastinating on lots of projects which means I've been multitasking all morning which means I've earned a nap."
"My office manager emailed all 400 employees to inform us that our new paper towel dispensers AREN'T automatic. The human race is doomed."