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Joke of the Day

"Well son, your mom was the prettiest lady at that entire Gathering of the Juggalos, and I would've traded THREE wallet chains to be with her"

"Went early to my Tantric Sex class last night... Was told to come later."

"I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than I do, right this second."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her"

"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"

"What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"

"I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me."

"How to lose 12 lbs in 7 agonizing seconds: Step 1: Make sure the wood chipper is all gassed up."