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Joke of the Day

"I didn't let my st-st-stutter stop me from achieving my dream career I'm a door-to-door salesman. I sell ""No Soliciting"" signs. The more I st-st-stutter the more I seem to sell."

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"Why is it that the more numbers someone has in their e-mail address, the less I respect them?"
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"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."