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Joke of the Day
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
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"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"
"Free Tibet! With purchase of equal or greater Tibet."
"I was informed last week that ""cheat day"" does not mean what I thought it did. In related news: Baby, sit down. I have to tell you somethin"
"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."
"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"
"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"