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Joke of the Day

"Why are Japanese people likely to be cannibals? They eat ramen!"

"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."

"What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job."

"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"

"So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse? Flattery is hard."

"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"

"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."

"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""

"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies? Your grandma."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."