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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."
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"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"
"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"
"What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening."
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."
"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."
"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"