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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
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"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around"
"Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy."
"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."
"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""
"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."
"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."