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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
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"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"ME: here's your bday present! BUDDY: [tries to grab it but it won't budge] did u wrap your own hand flipping the bird again ME: just open it"
"Every kiss begi... K"
"Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."
"Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes."
"Hollywood should remake ""Freaky Friday"" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be ""Converting the Masses"""
"Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."